I always appreciate it when a retailer can come up with a witty and humourous way of asking for the serious cooperation of its customers.
In a coffee bar down the street, there is a small sign right near where you get your sugar and cream.
The sign says:
“Any kids that are left alone will be given a double shot of expresso and given a free puppy.”
I forgot the actual wording, so I will need to return tomorrow and get it exactly right, but you can get it’s intending meaning, I’m sure.
